From a Reuter’s article yesterday on Valentine’s Day in Thailand:

The annual campaign to ensure good behavior on February 14 will see city officials turn on all lights at public parks in the capital Bangkok, while parents are urged to make sure their teenagers come home early.

Wow. That’ll stop sex dead in its tracks. If only they could turn on all the lights in parents’ basements, cars, handicapped washrooms in fast food joints and band camps… their plot would be perfect.