Has all of this hype about suicide bombers in Middle Eastern countries been grossly inflated? Turns out that when given a chance to get within spitting distance of the worst US President in the history of the country, a pair of shoes is the weapon of choice.

He should have thrown a pretzel.

Someone arrest those Keebler Elves, damnit!

In other news: was anyone else amazed at how nimble Bush is when dodging shoes? He must have taken incoming fire-dodging lessons from Hillary Clinton.