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CERN Didn’t Blow Up World Yesterday, Armageddon Now Scheduled For 2012

By crooky | September 11, 2008

Well, I am glad that I was wrong in my dire predictions of the worlds’ doom yesterday. It’s telling that I didn’t seek vengence on my enemies without fear of retribution - maybe I didn’t believe my own predictions as much as I claimed…

Now is not the time to stop panicking. What happened yesterday was a test firing of the CERN Large Hadron Collider. They didn’t actually collide any particles - they just ran some particals through the system in one direction. Check out the video in the following link - it’s very anticlimatic. [READ]

I’m still not convinced that we’ve completely avoided disaster because we still need to wait and see what happens when the CERN LHC starts smashing particles at just under the speed of light. It could take weeks, months or years before the inevitable happens and CERN tears the planet apart.

I’ve revised my theory. Many cultures (most notably, the Mayans) hold the date December 21, 2012 to be the day the world ends [READ]. I can’t help but think that there is a connection between CERN LHC and the looming destruction of all life on this planet.

My advice to anyone who believes what I believe at this stage is this:

1. Don’t invest in the stock market
2. Be nicer to people in your life
3. Don’t waste any time procrastinating - if there’s something you’ve always wanted to do, do it because you’ve got just over three years

Also check out www.hasthelhcdestroyedtheearth.com.

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